Last month, New York magazine asked readers about their relationships with television shows; specifically, “what show are you getting divorced from?” Now that many of my frequently watched shows have ended their seasons, I decided to review some of my own television show relationships.
Shows that I divorced prior to this year:
“The Simpsons”- Sadly, this one is the most painful of all my tv show breakups. We had been together since the beginning, starting when I was in middle school to the year 2008. The impetus for our breakup had been building up for years, with increasingly unfunny episodes; the episode on November 30, 2008 titled “Mypopds and Broomsticks” from season 20 was the final straw. Offensive Muslim stereotypes on my beloved show? I couldn’t stand for it and haven’t watched new episodes since then.
“Weeds”- This may be the most irrational breakup, but no one ever said that television viewing is rational Affect! Isn’t it great?). I had watched all four seasons and enjoyed them, but when season five premiered in 2009 my drive to watch the new episodes was gone. Just like that, I no longer cared about the show and have not watched any episodes sense.
“The Office”- I wasn’t surprised to see this show pop up in the NY comments; many of the opinions on the series echoed my own feelings. Jim and Pam marry, then have a baby? That’s it, no need for the show to continue. I am predicting that the show will only last one season with Steve Carell.
Shows that I divorced in 2010-2011:
“Psych”- Season five was so unsatisfying to me (both the summer and fall episodes). Were there different writers for this season? After watching an episode I could barely remember any of the details or humorous aspects. Off the DVR series recording manager it went.
“Sister Wives”- Season one last year was intriguing, fascinating and sometimes strange when compared to my own world view and experiences. Two episodes into season two and I was bored by the family antics (which weren’t really antics).
“Community”- I still adore this show in theory. The homages to every aspect of pop cultures are flawless. The characters and story lines couldn’t satisfy me in season two, and off the DVR series recording manager it too goes. I would consider returning if the character of Pierce was banished forever.
“16 and Pregnant”/”Teen Mom”- After joining a gym in 2010 that has individuals tv screens for most cardio equipment (but limited channels), any lingering guilt about watching MTV and VH1 reality programming went out the door. I can only hope that “Tool Academy” returns, although it looks like VH1 has no plans to bring back the series. Maybe they would be swayed by my testimony about improving my running performance by watching these episodes while on the treadmill? This fall, something happened with the reception of MTV at my gym and the channel no longer comes in clearly. I’m not invested in the show enough to watch it at home, so until the reception at the gym improves it’s a trial separation.
“Hell’s Kitchen”- Eight seasons and the word “donkey” finally became fatiguing. Goodbye Gordon.
Shows I still watch but don’t enjoy as much (is this the equivalent of “staying together for the kids”?)
“Big Bang Theory”
“How I Met Your Mother”
“30 Rock
User Horkology in the NY article said it best: “Family Guy is the loveless marriage I’m stuck with. Sometimes I hate it, but I stick with it because it can still surprise me. “ (See also “American Dad” for me)
New shows that I am in a committed relationship with
“Bob’s Burgers”- it took some investment episodes, but it now has a season pass on the DVR. Having H. John Benjamin voicing Bob doesn’t hurt.
“The Killing”- I need far more words than I can type here to explain this. The best drama of 2011 (so far).
ETA: Also “Archer,” although I have only seen season one via Netflix. Eagerly awaiting season two on Netflix Instant.
Shows that I love dearly and in a long-term relationship with
“Parks and Recreation”- this season is the best yet. I have high hopes for the next one.
“People’s Court”- yes, still.
“Modern Family”- cringe-worthy sometimes, but overall solid.
Shows I am looking forward to returning and hopefully continuing to adore:
“True Blood”
“Curb Your Enthusiasm”
“Louie”
“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”
“Mad Men” (someday…..)
What shows have you divorced? Are you sticking with any in hopes that they will improve? Which ones can you not imagine living without?